♦ Day 6: Tenderness (Part I)Because even these dangerous arms, these swordsman arms, avoided my fall... almost tenderly.
♦ Day 6: Tenderness (Part II)Because, softly, these lethal hands,
these skilful and deadly hands,
her hands...have saved my life.
MY FUCKING SIDES
I sat in my room, on my laptop, when I heard the closet door groan open. I looked up and saw a monstrous beast looming over me. I sat frightened by whatever this beast or monster could be. And in a moment’s notice, he screamed boo, and I shine my laptop at his face, showing him looking like a fucking jazz clown. I screamed, and hid under my covers.
I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal
the king of the jungle
in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’
I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS
this is me
One of my favourite TF2 videos.